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Planet Hulk Movie Review

This movie is a green toxic steaming pile of animated gamma filled shit.

The movie kicks off with the Hulk waking up in a spaceship with a hologram of ironman explaining to the Hulk that he is to dangerous for earth so him and a couple of other “heroes” have sent him to a planet with no intelligent life, the Hulk goes nuts, starts to smash some shit and is [...]

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Big Fan

Patton Oswalt is a loser, hardcore Giants fan who gets beat up by his favorite player. This turns his life upside down, not that there was much to turn over and sets off a series of events that fly out of control towards the end. This movie has finally convinced me that the Academy Awards, Golden Globes and all those other movie awards are simply a celebrity circle jerk that only [...]

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Crows Zero II Movie Review Santa Barbara International Film Festival

Fly…

“It is difficult to make crows flock” is one of many stand out lines of Crows Zero II, a film currently playing at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival.

I was one of only a handful of people for the late night feature(my count was 7 people). Too bad for ANYONE who missed this film, oh don’t worry I am about to explain.

First off, they showed Crows Zero last [...]

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Yeasayers LIVE at Natural History Museum in Los Angeles

I had a wet and wild Friday night.  It took me 3 hours and 30 minutes to drive to the Natural History Museum in Los Angeles on a rainy 101 and it was worth it to see Brooklyn’s Yeasayers.

Some background on the Yeasayers before I get into the review, I went to see Man Man perform in Santa Barbara and this band called the Yeasayers was opening [...]

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Bruce Willis Saves the Future From Ourselves? Surrogates Movie Review

Bruce Willis is the man.

This movie sucks. It does, plain and simple. Bruce Willis is the only thing good about this movie and even that doesn’t stop the suckage. The movie started out promising, robots, the future, new culture VS old culture. It had it all, and somehow, big budget and all this movie just tanked. I will be honest I stopped paying attention after a couple plot [...]

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Book Of Eli Movie Review

Denzel Washington is the man. He can officially play role he wants to and make a shitty movie good. And yes Book of Eli seems like a shitty movie, until the Zatoichi twist at the end of the movie. For those who know who Zatoichi is sorry about the spoiler.

Eli (Denzel) has a King James bible in his possession and something inside him which he calls Faith is [...]

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PSN…War Games That Would Make Matthew Broderick’s Dick Fall Off

Modern Warfare 2

Jesus Christmas. It is all out war on my PS3. I’d like to talk about 3 games that I feel like I’ll never stop playing. Modern Warfare 2, Battlefield 1943, and MAG. I WAS gonna just write about these things separately but their all so similar I figured I’d break each one down for you in one post. All 3 are online, all 3 are 1st [...]

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Hurt Locker Movie Review

Finally Netflix has answered the call and sent over The Hurt Locker in the mail. There is a huge buzz about this film so I had to check it.

You thought TNT knew drama, you were wrong. Hurt locker is intense starting with the first scene. The pace of this film is what keeps you in, it is a super uncomfortable and you never know when the next explosion [...]

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New Music Reviews- Hot Chip Yeasayers Surfer Blood

Hot Chip – One Life Stand

Hot Chip is a great band, there records have gone from laid back to in your face and everything in between. Their newest album, One Life Stand is being released in a couple of weeks and the question is not if you should pick it up, the question is, is it worth picking up. Yes, if you’re a Hot Chip fan. Confused? [...]

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White Trash Sopranos, I mean Sons of Anarchy….Awesome

Bad ass tatt

Once again, I start a new series during it’s second season, partly because of my recent dark ages saga and partly so that the show can prove it’s worth before it gets canceled and I get pissed off. This one I started on the recommendation from a friend, and what a recommend it was. Sons of Anarchy, FX’s smash hit, has got me ready to sell [...]