15 Billion years ago, the universe expanded in a great explosion, but nothing cool happened again until 1980. That was the year that three baby boys were brought unto planet Earth via three different portals (vaginas) in New Jersey. The three would not meet each other for another 18 years, but their lives would lead similar paths of strict discipline and education which was carried through television sets, movie screens and video game arcades. Many quarters were spent causing terrible callouses to form upon the thumbs of the young men and countless hours were consumed watching only the finest cartoons and sci-fi and horror flicks. Ten years after their initial meeting, they have decided to combine their extensive, yet useless, accumulated knowledge to share it with the rest of the universe.

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