Whiteface a.k.a. Burns with Sunshine
Hailing from Spanktown, NJ, also known as Rahway or Prison City, this overly pale fellow brings to the table an extensive knowlege in all things considered geekedom. A turbo-nerd indeed, yet one with the streets. Realizing the potential bomb site that would become New Jersey, he high-tailed his ass accross the country and settled in America’s 5th largest city, Phoenix, also known as Little Mexico. Since birth he has been bombarded with classic horror, reruns of Batman and Green Hornet, comedies the likes of Caddyshack and Meatballs, Sci-Fi greatness such as V and Alien Nation, and has been up-down-up-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-B-A-starting ever since. Being 29, he can also remember vivdly the day video killed the radio star and moonman first planted that electric flag.
Specialties would include…
in movies: Horror, Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi, and Action
in video games: 1st Person Shooters, Action/Adventure, RPG, The Rock Band/Guitar Hero Phenomenon, Sports, Flight Sims
in music: 90’s Underground Hip Hop, 90’s Rock, and chill-ass beach music
If you’d like to email this cracka ass cracka do so at this address: whiteface@redmeatreviews.com
