Animation/Anime | Movies | Sci-Fi

Planet Hulk Movie Review

This movie is a green toxic steaming pile of animated gamma filled shit.

The movie kicks off with the Hulk waking up in a spaceship with a hologram of ironman explaining to the Hulk that he is to dangerous for earth so him and a couple of other “heroes” have sent him to a planet with no intelligent life, the Hulk goes nuts, starts to smash some shit and is [...]

Comedy | DVD | Drama | Movies | Red Meat Reviews

Big Fan

Patton Oswalt is a loser, hardcore Giants fan who gets beat up by his favorite player. This turns his life upside down, not that there was much to turn over and sets off a series of events that fly out of control towards the end. This movie has finally convinced me that the Academy Awards, Golden Globes and all those other movie awards are simply a celebrity circle jerk that only [...]

Action/Adventure | Asian | Movies

Crows Zero II Movie Review Santa Barbara International Film Festival

Fly…

“It is difficult to make crows flock” is one of many stand out lines of Crows Zero II, a film currently playing at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival.

I was one of only a handful of people for the late night feature(my count was 7 people). Too bad for ANYONE who missed this film, oh don’t worry I am about to explain.

First off, they showed Crows Zero last [...]

Action/Adventure | DVD | Movies

Bruce Willis Saves the Future From Ourselves? Surrogates Movie Review

Bruce Willis is the man.

This movie sucks. It does, plain and simple. Bruce Willis is the only thing good about this movie and even that doesn’t stop the suckage. The movie started out promising, robots, the future, new culture VS old culture. It had it all, and somehow, big budget and all this movie just tanked. I will be honest I stopped paying attention after a couple plot [...]

Action/Adventure | Movies

Book Of Eli Movie Review

Denzel Washington is the man. He can officially play role he wants to and make a shitty movie good. And yes Book of Eli seems like a shitty movie, until the Zatoichi twist at the end of the movie. For those who know who Zatoichi is sorry about the spoiler.

Eli (Denzel) has a King James bible in his possession and something inside him which he calls Faith is [...]

Action/Adventure | DVD | Drama | Movies

Hurt Locker Movie Review

Finally Netflix has answered the call and sent over The Hurt Locker in the mail. There is a huge buzz about this film so I had to check it.

You thought TNT knew drama, you were wrong. Hurt locker is intense starting with the first scene. The pace of this film is what keeps you in, it is a super uncomfortable and you never know when the next explosion [...]

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White Trash Sopranos, I mean Sons of Anarchy….Awesome

Bad ass tatt

Once again, I start a new series during it’s second season, partly because of my recent dark ages saga and partly so that the show can prove it’s worth before it gets canceled and I get pissed off. This one I started on the recommendation from a friend, and what a recommend it was. Sons of Anarchy, FX’s smash hit, has got me ready to sell [...]

Movies | documentary

Japan Hates Dolphins The Cove Movie Review

Strong words for a strong documentary.

This movie is not for the faint of heart. There are some brutal images of dolphins being slaughtered and its sad.  In short rent this sucker and it will change your life. Like most “effective” documentaries it will expose you to entities and events that used to warm your heart, but after watching this documentary it will make you hate [...]

Action/Adventure | Horror | Movies

Overpopulated Vampires DayBreakers Review

If the recent popularity of vampires crossing over to the main stream in pop culture has created a knot in your stomach Daybreakers is the cure.

Its pretty simple. Much like Zombies all vampires must DIE. Truly a simple rule that the general population should get right? Luckily this movie gets it sort of. Daybreakers goes old school when it comes to vampire clichés;  These vamps don’t sparkle in [...]

Action/Adventure | Blu Ray | DVD

Harry Potter and Transformers 2 Blu Ray Reviews

Oh my Blu Ray its been a break out year for new HD standard. Everything new coming out plus some classics are being converted to Blu Ray every day. Here is a review of 2 New Blu Rays that are a must pick up for anyone who owns a HDMI cable.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Great movie, one of the more enjoyable and darker flicks in the Harry Potter [...]