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Pimps Dont Cry But You Will In Laughter Other Guys Review

I couldn’t figure out a headline so this is what you get, its more direct than clever. Anyway welcome to a world of randomness with the Other Guys. This movie was funny and insanely random. This movie makes no sense, has very little continuity and lacks a real plot. Despite these essential movie flaws that would make any flick tank the Other Guys skyrockets to the new heights in [...]

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Mockumentary Gone Creepy – The Last Exorcism Review

Do you like the feeling you get when you leave a movie theater and the movie stays with you?  Do you like really creepy subject matter shot in a Mockumentary fashion? Do you like to be bugged out while watching a horror flick? If you said yes to any of these questions than The Last Exorcism is just waiting for you at your local Movie Theater.

This movie is a [...]

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The Last Sanctuary West Wind Drive In Santa Barbara

America.  As technology get better so do our movie experiences. Needless to say a night at the drive in was something that a kid from NJ could only see in movies. The “Drive In” was a dream, an experience that would forever allude me due to the decade in which I was born. How cool would it be on a summer night to get close to the one you want to see naked in the privacy of your own car for [...]

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Piranha 3D the New Benchmark of 3D Goodness?

Fuck Yeah.

Lets get some bullshit out of the way. This is another remake of a classic B horror movie because Hollywood is starved for original ideas, but unlike most remakes this is GREAT! Yeah I said it.

If you are a critical fruitcake that must find artistry and meaning in every piece of film then this movie is not for you. If you like watching movies with over the top [...]

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Ip Man

OOOOOOOH SHIT!

When a Kung-Fu movie has you saying those too words with that much emphasis multiple times, you know shit just got real. Ip Man is a Wing Chun Kung-Fu master. Before the Japanese invaded China, Ip Man only had to worry about random challenges from other kung fu masters. In his own calm and polite manner, he managed to show them all that he was the best. That’s how you know [...]

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Do Not Rent Date Night Movie Review

So I have decided not to watch Tina Fey movies from now on. This movie was horrible. Don’t get me wrong there were some funny parts but as a whole this was a snooze fest. I rented this garbage Saturday night, me and my lady are chilling on the couch on after a day of running around like crazy people. We were supposed to see Scott Pilgrim vs the [...]

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Wait How Many Dreams Am I In? – Inception Movie Review

To bandwagon or not to band wagon? Its not bandwagoning if the movie is actually good right? Right. So by now you must have heard about how this movie is utter genius and can not be missed. All of those things are true. This is a GREAT movie with a bunch of rewatch appeal built in for all you nerds out there. The special effects are on point and [...]

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A Serbian Film

I just watched the most fucked up movie ever. Human Centipede is for children. Antichrist is PG-13 compared to this. I enjoy obscure gore films. This… Do not watch this. There is no need to watch this movie. Just trust me. I’ve watched the most fucked up of films, but this one… This one just ain’t right.

Milos is a porn star that is hired to do an “Art” film. The price is [...]

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Predators 3 Remake of Predators 1 Sorta Movie Review

For the record I thought I did a review on this when this was release, but apparently I didn’t ,  whoopsy…..

Big up to the people that caught onto the Mortal Kombat reference,  and now a bite-sized review of this sequel or remake, both will work.

Robert Rodriguez used his talents and dropped a solid Predator movie. The latest installments of Aliens Vs Predators has impacted fansboys in a supremely negative [...]

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Repo Men Taking Organs? The Future is Gonna Suck – Repo Men Movie Review

Don’t let the title fool you, that is what goes on this Sci Fi horror action flick.

Jude Law and Forest Whitaker are best friends that have grown up together in since they were little, they have fought in many wars and are military rats turned organ repo men for a corporate entity that makes a huge profit by making, inserting and financing artificial organs for humans. The problem, this [...]