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“It is difficult to make crows flock” is one of many stand out lines of Crows Zero II, a film currently playing at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival. I was one of only a handful of people for the late night feature(my count was 7 people). Too bad for ANYONE who missed this film, oh don’t worry I am about to explain. First off, they showed Crows Zero last [...]
This movie sucks. It does, plain and simple. Bruce Willis is the only thing good about this movie and even that doesn’t stop the suckage. The movie started out promising, robots, the future, new culture VS old culture. It had it all, and somehow, big budget and all this movie just tanked. I will be honest I stopped paying attention after a couple plot [...]
Eli (Denzel) has a King James bible in his possession and something inside him which he calls Faith is [...]
You thought TNT knew drama, you were wrong. Hurt locker is intense starting with the first scene. The pace of this film is what keeps you in, it is a super uncomfortable and you never know when the next explosion [...]
Its pretty simple. Much like Zombies all vampires must DIE. Truly a simple rule that the general population should get right? Luckily this movie gets it sort of. Daybreakers goes old school when it comes to vampire clichés; These vamps don’t sparkle in [...] Oh my Blu Ray its been a break out year for new HD standard. Everything new coming out plus some classics are being converted to Blu Ray every day. Here is a review of 2 New Blu Rays that are a must pick up for anyone who owns a HDMI cable. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Pandorum is the name given to space madness in the movie. And this movie has all sorts of madness. Let me [...]
It’s a blaxploitation spoof a-la Dolemite. I mean really, what do you expect to see? It’s funny, it’s ridiculous, it’s blatantly and deliberately badly made and it’s entertaining. Black Dynamite gets 3.5 [...]
The good, EVERYTHING. Blood blood and more blood. within the first 5 minutes this movie literally starts slicing faces in half, GRAPHICALLY and doesn’t stop till the end of the movie. There was so much fake blood that even George A Romero would [...] |
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If you took the movies Event Horizon and Mad Max, shook them around and added members of the band Gwar to it, you’d get Pandorum.Woah, Woah… hold on, relax… I’m not saying that Pandorum is in any way at the level of Event Horizon or Mad Max, but it is similar.
Meh… That’s pretty much what I have to say about Black Dynamite. I wasn’t expecting more or less than it actually delivered, which is a good thing. You have boobies, kung-fu and dick jokes for an hour and thirty minutes.
Simply put this is the best movie of 2009. Fuck Star Trek, Fuck Transformers 2, Fuck UP, Fuck Terminator, and SUPER FUCK TWILIGHT this is the movie of 2009.