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When a Kung-Fu movie has you saying those too words with that much emphasis multiple times, you know shit just got real. Ip Man is a Wing Chun Kung-Fu master. Before the Japanese invaded China, Ip Man only had to worry about random challenges from other kung fu masters. In his own calm and polite manner, he managed to show them all that he was the best. That’s how you know [...]
I haven’t read 1 bad review about Inception, not 1. I still haven’t seen Inception, it came out today, but trust me its on my to do list. So what’s up with this movie Paprika and why should you watch it before the 2 1/2 hour extravaganza known as Inception? Paprika [...]
“It is difficult to make crows flock” is one of many stand out lines of Crows Zero II, a film currently playing at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival. I was one of only a handful of people for the late night feature(my count was 7 people). Too bad for ANYONE who missed this film, oh don’t worry I am about to explain. First off, they showed Crows Zero last year [...]
Vampires are blood thirsty monsters that die if exposed to light, not sparkle. I mean, those are really the only [...]
The good, EVERYTHING. Blood blood and more blood. within the first 5 minutes this movie literally starts slicing faces in half, GRAPHICALLY and doesn’t stop till the end of the movie. There was so much fake blood that even George A Romero would have [...]
I’m gonna cut out all the gristle and bone and go straight to meat on this [...]
So I am hooking you up with a trilogy of films where he plays Hanzo “The Razor” Itami, a police officer in the Edo period when ronin samurais ran wild in Japan. He has mastered the style of being the baddest mother [...] |
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“Is it a sin for a fox to eat a chicken?” No, and there is nothing wrong with vampires wanting to eat humans. From the director of Lady Vengeance and Old Boy, Chan-Wook Park, comes a vampire movie for people who have finally reached mental maturity but still like movies about the undead.
Simply put this is the best movie of 2009. Fuck Star Trek, Fuck Transformers 2, Fuck UP, Fuck Terminator, and SUPER FUCK TWILIGHT this is the movie of 2009.
In the year 2000, the Japanese unleashed a movie that would separate itself from all other Japanese movies that make you say WTF? Why? Because Wild Zero doesn’t use the regular elements of Japanese movies which are 75% people staring at each other, 20% crazy shit that makes you cringe and 5% of ridiculous plot twists.
Shintarô Katsu is the MAN. Who is he? Shogun Assassin producer. The guy who played Zatoichi. He is as bad ass as they come when discussing 70’s Asian flicks, hands DOWN.