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Crows Zero II Movie Review Santa Barbara International Film Festival

Fly…

“It is difficult to make crows flock” is one of many stand out lines of Crows Zero II, a film currently playing at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival.

I was one of only a handful of people for the late night feature(my count was 7 people). Too bad for ANYONE who missed this film, oh don’t worry I am about to explain.

First off, they showed Crows Zero last [...]

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Thirst — A Vampire Movie for Adults

thirst“Is it a sin for a fox to eat a chicken?” No, and there is nothing wrong with vampires wanting to eat humans.  From the director of Lady Vengeance and Old Boy, Chan-Wook Park, comes a vampire movie for people who have finally reached mental maturity but still like movies about the undead.

Vampires are blood thirsty monsters that die if exposed to light, not sparkle. I mean, those are really the [...]

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BEST MOVIE OF 2009-NINJA ASSASSIN REVIEW

ninja_assassin_posterSimply put this is the best movie of 2009. Fuck Star Trek, Fuck Transformers 2, Fuck UP, Fuck Terminator, and SUPER FUCK TWILIGHT this is the movie of 2009.

The good, EVERYTHING. Blood blood and more blood. within the first 5 minutes this movie literally starts slicing faces in half, GRAPHICALLY and doesn’t stop till the end of the movie. There was so much fake blood that even George A Romero would [...]

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Wild Zero – Japanese Punk Rock Hero

WildZero In the year 2000, the Japanese unleashed a movie that would separate itself from all other Japanese movies that make you say WTF? Why? Because Wild Zero doesn’t use the regular elements of Japanese movies which are 75% people staring at each other, 20% crazy shit that makes you cringe and 5% of ridiculous plot twists.

I’m gonna cut out all the gristle and bone and go straight to meat on [...]

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1970s Samurai Gangsta Film Trilogy Too Good To Exist? Nope Hanzo The Razor Itami Review

hanzoShintarô Katsu is the MAN. Who is he? Shogun Assassin producer. The guy who played Zatoichi. He is as bad ass as they come when discussing 70’s Asian flicks, hands DOWN.

So I am hooking you up with a trilogy of films where he plays Hanzo “The Razor” Itami, a police officer in the Edo period when ronin samurais ran wild in Japan. He has mastered the style of being the baddest [...]