Patton Oswalt is a loser, hardcore Giants fan who gets beat up by his favorite player. This turns his life upside down, not that there was much to turn over and sets off a series of events that fly out of control towards the end. This movie has finally convinced me that the Academy Awards, Golden Globes and all those other movie awards are simply a celebrity circle jerk that only [...]
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It’s a blaxploitation spoof a-la Dolemite. I mean really, what do you expect to see? It’s funny, it’s ridiculous, it’s blatantly and deliberately badly made and it’s entertaining. Black Dynamite gets 3.5 [...]
I’m gonna cut out all the gristle and bone and go straight to meat on [...]
I have a girlfriend which means that I can’t always dominate what we watch, so I let her choose flicks every once and a while. She remixed the situation by giving me a [...]
Zombieland is a GREAT flick. In your face gore, some great tips on how to survive a zombie armageddon, and the comedy was pretty realistic if we our future [...]
Quick synopsis: Ricky Gervais lives in a world where lies do not exist. He is a loser, but discovers the ability to lie. Everyone believes his lies since no one else has ever [...]
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Meh… That’s pretty much what I have to say about Black Dynamite. I wasn’t expecting more or less than it actually delivered, which is a good thing. You have boobies, kung-fu and dick jokes for an hour and thirty minutes.
In the year 2000, the Japanese unleashed a movie that would separate itself from all other Japanese movies that make you say WTF? Why? Because Wild Zero doesn’t use the regular elements of Japanese movies which are 75% people staring at each other, 20% crazy shit that makes you cringe and 5% of ridiculous plot twists.
The Italians make great horror movies and I was tossed up between my Halloween Movie Pick being Cemetery Man or Suspiria by the master Dario Argento, but decided to go with the former. Cemetery Man (Dellamorte Dellamore) is a story of undying love. Francesco Dellamorte (Rupert Everett) is the lonely caretaker of a damned cemetery where the buried come to life. With the help of his halfwit helper Gnaghi (François [...]
Hello boys and girls. I’ve been slacking on my reviews lately because I’ve just gotten so excited for my favorite holiday at the end of this month… That’s right boys and girls, Halloween! I know that 95% of my reviews are already horror and sci-fi related, but this month especially, I will be reviewing movies to get you into the Halloween mood. And tonight, being Saturday, what you should go and [...]
Did you get the Devo reference? Over your head? you suck. You know what else sucks this movie. The worst part is,it was my pick? WTF, how did this happen. Let me explain before I get into the guts.
Seems that Zombies and Vampires are all the rage in Hollywood lately, and luck for us the Hollywood has managed to pump out some serious slabs of grade A zombie goodness, unfortunately can’t say the same for the molding meaty theme for vampires. 
There are two facts associated with this movie, the fact that Ricky Gervais and Louis CK are in it and the fact that these two men are extremely funny. So with this knowledge, I went into this movie excitedly.![trick_r_treat[1]](http://www.redmeatreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/trick_r_treat1-150x150.jpg "trick_r_treat[1]")
Trick ‘r Treat was an eye-opener for me. I have recently watched several movies that went straight to DVD in the United States despite them being good, but I understood that either their production was a bit shoddy or it was a foreign import. But then, I watched Trick ‘r Treat and the entire time I kept thinking to myself, “How the hell is this not a major release?” There should [...]
Chicken and broccoli. Fucking Chev Chelios is back! The man who cannot die, not from ninjas, not from assassins, not from ninja assassins, not from a deadly poison known as The Chinese Shit, and certainly not from falling out of a fucking airplane. The sequel picks up right we we left off, Chev falling 40000ft out of the sky, bouncing off a car and landing on the street. Seconds later, [...]