I couldn’t figure out a headline so this is what you get, its more direct than clever. Anyway welcome to a world of randomness with the Other Guys. This movie was funny and insanely random. This movie makes no sense, has very little continuity and lacks a real plot. Despite these essential movie flaws that would make any flick tank the Other Guys skyrockets to the new heights in [...]
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Lets get some bullshit out of the way. This is another remake of a classic B horror movie because Hollywood is starved for original ideas, but unlike most remakes this is GREAT! Yeah I said it. If you are a critical fruitcake that must find artistry and meaning in every piece of film then this movie is not for you. If you like watching movies with over the top [...]
It’s a blaxploitation spoof a-la Dolemite. I mean really, what do you expect to see? It’s funny, it’s ridiculous, it’s blatantly and deliberately badly made and it’s entertaining. Black Dynamite gets 3.5 meaty [...]
I’m gonna cut out all the gristle and bone and go straight to meat on this [...]
I have a girlfriend which means that I can’t always dominate what we watch, so I let her choose flicks every once and a while. She remixed the situation by giving me a choice [...]
Zombieland is a GREAT flick. In your face gore, some great tips on how to survive a zombie armageddon, and the comedy was pretty realistic if we our future was [...] |
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Patton Oswalt is a loser, hardcore Giants fan who gets beat up by his favorite player. This turns his life upside down, not that there was much to turn over and sets off a series of events that fly out of control towards the end. This movie has finally convinced me that the Academy Awards, Golden Globes and all those other movie awards are simply a celebrity circle jerk that only boast [...]
Meh… That’s pretty much what I have to say about Black Dynamite. I wasn’t expecting more or less than it actually delivered, which is a good thing. You have boobies, kung-fu and dick jokes for an hour and thirty minutes.
In the year 2000, the Japanese unleashed a movie that would separate itself from all other Japanese movies that make you say WTF? Why? Because Wild Zero doesn’t use the regular elements of Japanese movies which are 75% people staring at each other, 20% crazy shit that makes you cringe and 5% of ridiculous plot twists.
The Italians make great horror movies and I was tossed up between my Halloween Movie Pick being Cemetery Man or Suspiria by the master Dario Argento, but decided to go with the former. Cemetery Man (Dellamorte Dellamore) is a story of undying love. Francesco Dellamorte (Rupert Everett) is the lonely caretaker of a damned cemetery where the buried come to life. With the help of his halfwit helper Gnaghi (François Hadji-Lazaro), [...]
Hello boys and girls. I’ve been slacking on my reviews lately because I’ve just gotten so excited for my favorite holiday at the end of this month… That’s right boys and girls, Halloween! I know that 95% of my reviews are already horror and sci-fi related, but this month especially, I will be reviewing movies to get you into the Halloween mood. And tonight, being Saturday, what you should go and do [...]
Did you get the Devo reference? Over your head? you suck. You know what else sucks this movie. The worst part is,it was my pick? WTF, how did this happen. Let me explain before I get into the guts.
Seems that Zombies and Vampires are all the rage in Hollywood lately, and luck for us the Hollywood has managed to pump out some serious slabs of grade A zombie goodness, unfortunately can’t say the same for the molding meaty theme for vampires. 