“He came into town with his cock in hand, and what he did with it was illegal in 49 states.”
Eating red meat does not make you a man. Those grapes, dangling from that battered bush between your legs, does not make you a man. Wrestling the raw meat of an antelope from the [...]
A new section on the meat that will hopefully turn into a regular occurrence. Netflix instant stream is awesome, but its only a sliver of what they have. Despite this lack of access to their robust library, choosing a movie is still a daunting task, I have literally spent hours trying to [...]
Patton Oswalt is a loser, hardcore Giants fan who gets beat up by his favorite player. This turns his life upside down, not that there was much to turn over and sets off a series of events that fly out of control towards the end. This movie has finally convinced me that the Academy Awards, [...]
Finally Netflix has answered the call and sent over The Hurt Locker in the mail. There is a huge buzz about this film so I had to check it.
You thought TNT knew drama, you were wrong. Hurt locker is intense starting with the first scene. The pace of this film is [...]
The short review, this movie is super heavy and REALLY depressing.
Viggo Mortensen is the Man. He is a great actor whether he is playing the King of Middle Earth, the Devil or an undercover cop turned Russian mobster. It is his performance in the Road which makes this movie worth watching. His acting combined [...]
Did you get the Devo reference? Over your head? you suck. You know what else sucks this movie. The worst part is,it was my pick? WTF, how did this happen. Let me explain before I get into the guts.
I have a girlfriend which means that I can’t always dominate what we watch, so I [...]
Four annoying wannabe actors lock themselves up in a cabin to try to write a movie to star in, because they all suck and nobody will give them a shot. The fat one likes the cute one. The cougar likes the stud. The cute one likes the stud. The stud is trying to get [...]
Seriously, when I think back to In Living Color, I can vividly remember how silly and lovable Jamie Foxx’s characters always were. Even when he had his own show, The Jaime Foxx Show, I was like “this guy is funny and great entertainment.” NEVER in a million years would I have assumed [...]
Its 1994, Biggy has just dropped Ready to Die, Ritalin is the new cocaine, Giuliani is now the mayor of New York. You are now in the setting of tonight’s DVD feature: The Wackness. Starring up and comer Josh Peck and the almighty Sir Ben Kingsley in what has become another ” my favorite [...]
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