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Cockfighter

“He came into town with his cock in hand, and what he did with it was illegal in 49 states.”

Eating red meat does not make you a man. Those grapes, dangling from that battered bush between your legs, does not make you a man. Wrestling the raw meat of an antelope from the mouth of a lion does not make you a man… Actually, no, wait… That is pretty manly. So scratch [...]

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Netflix Picks- The Mack, Appleseed, The Saint, Albert Fish

A new section on the meat that will hopefully turn into a regular occurrence. Netflix instant stream is awesome, but its only a sliver of what they have. Despite this lack of access to their robust library,  choosing a movie is still a daunting task, I have literally spent hours trying to decide what to watch. It is our bloody policy at the RMR to [...]

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Big Fan

Patton Oswalt is a loser, hardcore Giants fan who gets beat up by his favorite player. This turns his life upside down, not that there was much to turn over and sets off a series of events that fly out of control towards the end. This movie has finally convinced me that the Academy Awards, Golden Globes and all those other movie awards are simply a celebrity circle jerk that only boast [...]

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Hurt Locker Movie Review

Finally Netflix has answered the call and sent over The Hurt Locker in the mail. There is a huge buzz about this film so I had to check it.

You thought TNT knew drama, you were wrong. Hurt locker is intense starting with the first scene. The pace of this film is what keeps you in, it is a super uncomfortable and you never know when the next explosion happen. [...]

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Humanity Sucks During the Apocalypse – The Road Movie Review

The RoadThe short review, this movie is super heavy and REALLY depressing.

Viggo Mortensen is the Man. He is a great actor whether he is playing the King of Middle Earth, the Devil or an undercover cop turned Russian mobster. It is his performance in the Road which makes this movie worth watching. His acting combined with the cinematography enables the audience to sit through 119 minutes of post apocalyptic views and [...]

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Whip it Not So Good Movie Review

whip-it-movie-poster-fullsize-finalDid you get the Devo reference? Over your head? you suck. You know what else sucks this movie. The worst part is,it was my pick? WTF, how did this happen. Let me explain before I get into the guts.

I have a girlfriend which means that I can’t always dominate what we watch, so I let her choose flicks every once and a while. She remixed the situation by giving me a choice [...]

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Baghead – Nothing in the Bag, Nothing in the Head

baghead-poster-480Four annoying wannabe actors lock themselves up in a cabin to try to write a movie to star in, because they all suck and nobody will give them a shot. The fat one likes the cute one. The cougar likes the stud. The cute one likes the stud. The stud is trying to get the movie written, the rest are fucking lame. They come up with an idea to write a [...]

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Jamie Foxx is Retarded…well Skitzo in The Soloist

200px-SoloistPosterSeriously, when I think back to In Living Color, I can vividly remember how silly and lovable Jamie Foxx’s characters always were. Even when he had his own show, The Jaime Foxx Show, I was like “this guy is funny and great entertainment.” NEVER in a million years would I have assumed he would turn out to be the phenomenal actor that he has become. And in his latest [...]

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Fresh & Delicious: Finding the Dopeness in The Wackness

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Its 1994, Biggy has just dropped Ready to Die, Ritalin is the new cocaine, Giuliani is now the mayor of New York. You are now in the setting of tonight’s DVD feature: The Wackness. Starring up and comer Josh Peck and the almighty Sir Ben Kingsley in what has become another ” my favorite roll of his.” This guy just can’t stop won’t stop. Josh plays Luke our protagonist, a recent high [...]