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Lets get some bullshit out of the way. This is another remake of a classic B horror movie because Hollywood is starved for original ideas, but unlike most remakes this is GREAT! Yeah I said it. If you are a critical fruitcake that must find artistry and meaning in every piece of film then this movie is not for you. If you like watching movies with over the top [...]
Milos is a porn star that is hired to do an “Art” film. The price is [...]
Jude Law and Forest Whitaker are best friends that have grown up together in since they were little, they have fought in many wars and are military rats turned organ repo men for a corporate entity that makes a huge profit by making, inserting and financing artificial organs for humans. The problem, this [...]
They tried to touch on the glory of the old school [...]
What the fuck did I just watch? And why did I laugh? As you might have already known by now, this movie gives a new meaning to ass-to-mouth. Dr. Heiter kidnaps two stupid American girls that get lost in the woods while vacationing in Germany and a random Japanese dude. Dr. Heiter, having been the world’s best siamese twin separation surgeon, decides that he is now in the “getting people together” business. Yes, someone eats [...]
Its pretty simple. Much like Zombies all vampires must DIE. Truly a simple rule that the general population should get right? Luckily this movie gets it sort of. Daybreakers goes old school when it comes to vampire clichés; These vamps don’t sparkle in the [...]
Vampires are blood thirsty monsters that die if exposed to light, not sparkle. I mean, those are really the only [...]
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I just watched the most fucked up movie ever. Human Centipede is for children. Antichrist is PG-13 compared to this. I enjoy obscure gore films. This… Do not watch this. There is no need to watch this movie. Just trust me. I’ve watched the most fucked up of films, but this one… This one just ain’t right.
“Is it a sin for a fox to eat a chicken?” No, and there is nothing wrong with vampires wanting to eat humans. From the director of Lady Vengeance and Old Boy, Chan-Wook Park, comes a vampire movie for people who have finally reached mental maturity but still like movies about the undead.
I’m going to let you in on a little secret, I stopped being afraid of ghosts soon after hitting puberty. I’m 29 now, so that was probably like 5 years ago. This movie is all about the build up and suspense, the spookiness that a ghost or demon brings. Well, I’m sorry but I don’t believe in ghosts. I really wish they did exist because I think they’d be really cool [...]
In the year 2000, the Japanese unleashed a movie that would separate itself from all other Japanese movies that make you say WTF? Why? Because Wild Zero doesn’t use the regular elements of Japanese movies which are 75% people staring at each other, 20% crazy shit that makes you cringe and 5% of ridiculous plot twists.