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Its pretty simple. Much like Zombies all vampires must DIE. Truly a simple rule that the general population should get right? Luckily this movie gets it sort of. Daybreakers goes old school when it comes to vampire clichés; These vamps don’t sparkle in [...]
Vampires are blood thirsty monsters that die if exposed to light, not sparkle. I mean, those are really the [...]
I’m gonna cut out all the gristle and bone and go straight to meat on [...]
There is a scare, they go to the hospital and hippie midwife convinces everyone that she’s okay, she just needs some tylenol or some shit like that. On the way back, there is a car accident wherein her [...]
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Zombieland is a GREAT flick. In your face gore, some great tips on how to survive a zombie armageddon, and the comedy was pretty realistic if we our future [...]
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“Is it a sin for a fox to eat a chicken?” No, and there is nothing wrong with vampires wanting to eat humans. From the director of Lady Vengeance and Old Boy, Chan-Wook Park, comes a vampire movie for people who have finally reached mental maturity but still like movies about the undead.
I’m going to let you in on a little secret, I stopped being afraid of ghosts soon after hitting puberty. I’m 29 now, so that was probably like 5 years ago. This movie is all about the build up and suspense, the spookiness that a ghost or demon brings. Well, I’m sorry but I don’t believe in ghosts. I really wish they did exist because I think they’d be really [...]
In the year 2000, the Japanese unleashed a movie that would separate itself from all other Japanese movies that make you say WTF? Why? Because Wild Zero doesn’t use the regular elements of Japanese movies which are 75% people staring at each other, 20% crazy shit that makes you cringe and 5% of ridiculous plot twists.
A young couple wants to have a baby. They’ve been trying and failing because of their weak genes (my take). They have some very boring sex and *POOF* weak, vegan woman gets pregnant.
The Italians make great horror movies and I was tossed up between my Halloween Movie Pick being Cemetery Man or Suspiria by the master Dario Argento, but decided to go with the former. Cemetery Man (Dellamorte Dellamore) is a story of undying love. Francesco Dellamorte (Rupert Everett) is the lonely caretaker of a damned cemetery where the buried come to life. With the help of his halfwit helper Gnaghi (François [...]
When I decided to watch this movie, I really had no idea what I was about to see. Except that I had heard that it was an artsy horror movie starring the always awesome Willem Dafoe. So I said sure, why not? Two minutes into the movie and I had already seen the close up of a penis penetrating a vagina. This movie was already much better than I had anticipated.
Hello boys and girls. I’ve been slacking on my reviews lately because I’ve just gotten so excited for my favorite holiday at the end of this month… That’s right boys and girls, Halloween! I know that 95% of my reviews are already horror and sci-fi related, but this month especially, I will be reviewing movies to get you into the Halloween mood. And tonight, being Saturday, what you should go and [...]
Seems that Zombies and Vampires are all the rage in Hollywood lately, and luck for us the Hollywood has managed to pump out some serious slabs of grade A zombie goodness, unfortunately can’t say the same for the molding meaty theme for vampires. 
The Hills Run Red is about a movie, by the same name, that was banned in 1982 and lost into obscurity for being too sick and twisted for mainstream theaters. This mythical slasher movie becomes the obsession of a young film maker named Tyler (Tad Hilgenbrinck). The first forty minutes of the movie is lost in this plot buildup wherein Tyler and his quest to document the history of his [...]