Meh… That’s pretty much what I have to say about Black Dynamite. I wasn’t expecting more or less than it actually delivered, which is a good thing. You have boobies, kung-fu and dick jokes for an hour and thirty minutes.
It’s a blaxploitation spoof a-la Dolemite. I mean really, what do you expect to see? It’s funny, it’s ridiculous, it’s blatantly and deliberately badly made and it’s entertaining.
Black Dynamite gets 3.5 [...]
Simply put this is the best movie of 2009. Fuck Star Trek, Fuck Transformers 2, Fuck UP, Fuck Terminator, and SUPER FUCK TWILIGHT this is the movie of 2009.
Shintarô Katsu is the MAN. Who is he? Shogun Assassin producer. The guy who played Zatoichi. He is as bad ass as they come when discussing 70’s Asian flicks, hands DOWN.
Chicken and broccoli. Fucking Chev Chelios is back! The man who cannot die, not from ninjas, not from assassins, not from ninja assassins, not from a deadly poison known as The Chinese Shit, and certainly not from falling out of a fucking airplane. The sequel picks up right we we left off, Chev falling 40000ft out of the sky, bouncing off a car and landing on the street. Seconds later, [...]