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When a Kung-Fu movie has you saying those too words with that much emphasis multiple times, you know shit just got real. Ip Man is a Wing Chun Kung-Fu master. Before the Japanese invaded China, Ip Man only had to worry about random challenges from other kung fu masters. In his own calm and polite manner, he managed to show them all that he was the best. That’s how you know [...] Ong Bak 2
Tony Jaa is the man. If you have never seen his movies than have been missing some epic shit. Tony Jaa does not use any types of nets, ropes, cgi, harness, nothing but pure huge balls to [...]
It’s a blaxploitation spoof a-la Dolemite. I mean really, what do you expect to see? It’s funny, it’s ridiculous, it’s blatantly and deliberately badly made and it’s entertaining. Black Dynamite gets 3.5 meaty [...]
The good, EVERYTHING. Blood blood and more blood. within the first 5 minutes this movie literally starts slicing faces in half, GRAPHICALLY and doesn’t stop till the end of the movie. There was so much fake blood that even George A Romero would have [...]
So I am hooking you up with a trilogy of films where he plays Hanzo “The Razor” Itami, a police officer in the Edo period when ronin samurais ran wild in Japan. He has mastered the style of being the baddest mother [...]
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Meh… That’s pretty much what I have to say about Black Dynamite. I wasn’t expecting more or less than it actually delivered, which is a good thing. You have boobies, kung-fu and dick jokes for an hour and thirty minutes.
Simply put this is the best movie of 2009. Fuck Star Trek, Fuck Transformers 2, Fuck UP, Fuck Terminator, and SUPER FUCK TWILIGHT this is the movie of 2009.
Shintarô Katsu is the MAN. Who is he? Shogun Assassin producer. The guy who played Zatoichi. He is as bad ass as they come when discussing 70’s Asian flicks, hands DOWN.
Chicken and broccoli. Fucking Chev Chelios is back! The man who cannot die, not from ninjas, not from assassins, not from ninja assassins, not from a deadly poison known as The Chinese Shit, and certainly not from falling out of a fucking airplane. The sequel picks up right we we left off, Chev falling 40000ft out of the sky, bouncing off a car and landing on the street. Seconds later, his [...]