To bandwagon or not to band wagon? Its not bandwagoning if the movie is actually good right? Right. So by now you must have heard about how this movie is utter genius and can not be missed. All of those things are true. This is a GREAT movie with a bunch of rewatch appeal built in for all you nerds out there. The special effects are on point and [...]
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Big up to the people that caught onto the Mortal Kombat reference, and now a bite-sized review of this sequel or remake, both will work. Robert Rodriguez used his talents and dropped a solid Predator movie. The latest installments of Aliens Vs Predators has impacted fansboys in a supremely negative [...]
There is so much about this movie that could be good and constantly keeps falling short. The animation is cool, but fidgety [...]
The movie kicks off with the Hulk waking up in a spaceship with a hologram of ironman explaining to the Hulk that he is to dangerous for earth so him and a couple of other “heroes” have sent him to a planet with no intelligent life, the Hulk goes nuts, starts to smash some shit and is knocked [...]
And I’m glad I did. Avatar blew my mind away. It is full blown entertainment wrapped up in the most awesome CGI special FX I have ever seen in my life. I have seen [...]
Pandorum is the name given to space madness in the movie. And this movie has all sorts of madness. Let me cut [...]
I’m gonna cut out all the gristle and bone and go straight to meat on this [...]
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Instead of watching this movie, I want you to do something… Turn on some porn and play with yourself until you are almost about to climax and then stop abruptly. Now, repeat this every twenty minutes for six days. After the sixth day, wind up and punch yourself in the nuts.
I don’t normally like going to movies with so much hype behind them, but after reading so many great reviews, I felt the need to see Avatar the way that Thor meant it to be seen… in IMAX 3D!!!!!!
If you took the movies Event Horizon and Mad Max, shook them around and added members of the band Gwar to it, you’d get Pandorum.Woah, Woah… hold on, relax… I’m not saying that Pandorum is in any way at the level of Event Horizon or Mad Max, but it is similar.
In the year 2000, the Japanese unleashed a movie that would separate itself from all other Japanese movies that make you say WTF? Why? Because Wild Zero doesn’t use the regular elements of Japanese movies which are 75% people staring at each other, 20% crazy shit that makes you cringe and 5% of ridiculous plot twists.
Nothing says fun like a movie about the destruction of all human civilizations, so of course I went to watch it. This is going to be a quick review, short and to the point. Roland Emmerich loves to destroy the planet, Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, Godzilla, etc. Roland Emmerich also does not care about science, see the aforementioned list of movies. So don’t go to [...]
How would you deal with 3 years of isolation on the moon? Would you grow depressed, crazy or maybe it would not affect you at all? Sam Rockwell is Sam. He’s been on the moon for almost 3 years, and in a couple of weeks he will have the chance to go back to Earth to see his beautiful wife and young girl. However, Sam’s mind starts to play some tricks on [...]