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Planet Hulk Movie Review

This movie is a green toxic steaming pile of animated gamma filled shit.

The movie kicks off with the Hulk waking up in a spaceship with a hologram of ironman explaining to the Hulk that he is to dangerous for earth so him and a couple of other “heroes” have sent him to a planet with no intelligent life, the Hulk goes nuts, starts to smash some shit and is [...]

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Avatar IMAX 3D

AvatarMoviePosterI don’t normally like going to movies with so much hype behind them, but after reading so many great reviews, I felt the need to see Avatar the way that Thor meant it to be seen… in IMAX 3D!!!!!!

And I’m glad I did. Avatar blew my mind away. It is full blown entertainment wrapped up in the most awesome CGI special FX I have ever seen in my life. I have [...]

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Pandorum

pandorumIf you took the movies Event Horizon and Mad Max, shook them around and added members of the band Gwar to it, you’d get Pandorum.Woah, Woah… hold on, relax… I’m not saying that Pandorum is in any way at the level of Event Horizon or Mad Max, but it is similar.

Pandorum is the name given to space madness in the movie. And this movie has all sorts of madness. Let me [...]

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Wild Zero – Japanese Punk Rock Hero

WildZero In the year 2000, the Japanese unleashed a movie that would separate itself from all other Japanese movies that make you say WTF? Why? Because Wild Zero doesn’t use the regular elements of Japanese movies which are 75% people staring at each other, 20% crazy shit that makes you cringe and 5% of ridiculous plot twists.

I’m gonna cut out all the gristle and bone and go straight to meat on [...]

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FTW 2012

2012 Movie Poster Nothing says fun like a movie about the destruction of all human civilizations, so of course I went to watch it. This is going to be a quick review, short and to the point. Roland Emmerich loves to destroy the planet, Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, Godzilla, etc. Roland Emmerich also does not care about science, see the aforementioned list of movies. So don’t go [...]

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Fly me to the Moon

moon_poster_sam_rockwellHow would you deal with 3 years of isolation on the moon? Would you grow depressed, crazy or maybe it would not affect you at all? Sam Rockwell is Sam. He’s been on the moon for almost 3 years, and in a couple of weeks he will have the chance to go back to Earth to see his beautiful wife and young girl. However, Sam’s mind starts to play some tricks [...]

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Alien Raiders

AlienRaiders-thumb-350x482I’m not gonna lie, I wasn’t excepting much from this movie, especially with the piss-poor opening credits and sequence. But almost immediately, the movie proved me wrong, very very wrong. The story flowed very nicely for a low-budget alien, sci-fi/horror movie and got me interested right away.

A group of alien hunters, lead by an ex-scientist named Aaron Ritter, played by Carlos Bernard, take a grocery store and those inside hostage [...]

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Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer

jack_brooks_monster_slayer_robert_englundA marked past and bleak-looking future makes Jack Brooks (Trevor Mathews), a college-going plumber, a very angry person. If only he could find something to help him release some steam… Oh yes, monster slaying.

Jack was just a small child when his family was eaten in front of his eyes by a forest troll. His inability to do anything to save his family would bother him over the years enough to [...]

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District 9

district 9-posterDistrict 9 is big-screen science fiction at its best. I would be more than happy to end the review with that one sentence, so as not to spoil the movie experience for any of you planning on watching this wonderful film. So I warn you, this review contains some spoilers. Don’t read further if you don’t want to know any details of the film before you [...]