To bandwagon or not to band wagon? Its not bandwagoning if the movie is actually good right? Right. So by now you must have heard about how this movie is utter genius and can not be missed. All of those things are true. This is a GREAT movie with a bunch of [...]
For the record I thought I did a review on this when this was release, but apparently I didn’t , whoopsy…..
Big up to the people that caught onto the Mortal Kombat reference, and now a bite-sized review of this sequel or remake, both will work.
Robert Rodriguez used his talents and [...]
Instead of watching this movie, I want you to do something… Turn on some porn and play with yourself until you are almost about to climax and then stop abruptly. Now, repeat this every twenty minutes for six days. After the sixth day, wind up and punch yourself in the nuts.
There is so much [...]
A new section on the meat that will hopefully turn into a regular occurrence. Netflix instant stream is awesome, but its only a sliver of what they have. Despite this lack of access to their robust library, choosing a movie is still a daunting task, I have literally spent hours trying to [...]
This movie is a green toxic steaming pile of animated gamma filled shit.
The movie kicks off with the Hulk waking up in a spaceship with a hologram of ironman explaining to the Hulk that he is to dangerous for earth so him and a couple of other “heroes” have sent him to [...]
I don’t normally like going to movies with so much hype behind them, but after reading so many great reviews, I felt the need to see Avatar the way that Thor meant it to be seen… in IMAX 3D!!!!!!
And I’m glad I did. Avatar blew my mind away. It is full blown entertainment wrapped [...]
If you took the movies Event Horizon and Mad Max, shook them around and added members of the band Gwar to it, you’d get Pandorum.Woah, Woah… hold on, relax… I’m not saying that Pandorum is in any way at the level of Event Horizon or Mad Max, but it is similar.
Pandorum is the name [...]
In the year 2000, the Japanese unleashed a movie that would separate itself from all other Japanese movies that make you say WTF? Why? Because Wild Zero doesn’t use the regular elements of Japanese movies which are 75% people staring at each other, 20% crazy shit that makes you cringe and 5% of ridiculous [...]
Nothing says fun like a movie about the destruction of all human civilizations, so of course I went to watch it. This is going to be a quick review, short and to the point. Roland Emmerich loves to destroy the planet, Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, Godzilla, etc. Roland Emmerich also does not [...]
How would you deal with 3 years of isolation on the moon? Would you grow depressed, crazy or maybe it would not affect you at all? Sam Rockwell is Sam. He’s been on the moon for almost 3 years, and in a couple of weeks he will have the chance to go back to Earth [...]
Tags
3D Action Aliens anime Awesome blood Comedy comic book movies concerts crappy Danny Trejo DVD football Gore halloween Horror hulk Japanese Kung Fu LIVE marvel Metal Movies Music netflix PS3 PSN Punk Rock Review Rock Scary Sci-Fi slasher stand up The Arctic Monkeys thor Tool vampires velvet jones Video Games violence wii wolverine WTF Zombie

