Poor Special FX

Redbone — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 04:48:47 +0000

I was watching an older movie from the 70′s called “To the Devil a Daughter” starring Christopher Lee and stumbled upon this scene.

Who the hell filmed this, and said,”Great Perfect!” Then did the editing and said,”Great Perfect!” Then looked at the final cut and said, “Great Perfect!” I mean, really, come on…

I left the zooming into to Christopher Lee’s Eyes for added effect.

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Japanese Jamaicans

Redbone — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 15:37:04 +0000

The distance from Kingston, Jamaica to Tokyo, Japan is 12,935 kilometers or 8037 miles or 6984 nautical miles. That’s nearly 1/3rd the equatorial circumference of the earth. And still yet, Japan has managed to import one of the very styles of dancing and music that is downright typical of Jamaica. And what do we here at Red Meat Reviews think about that? We think that it’s one of the greatest things ever to happen on the planet earth.

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A Review of Hollywood’s Best Cameltoes

ZOMBIHEAD — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 03:01:48 +0000

Well here it is kiddies, your yearly review on Hollywood’s elite…… sporting massive cameltoes. Now I know the general idea is that all cameltoes are the same but really there are many different categories and types of C-toes which will be reviewed and broken down for you in the proceeding post.

Shy Toe

We start off with the super hot Megan Fox (Transformers). She is sporting the Shy Toe, although she appears to be trying to avoid the paparazzi, it’s the cameltoe that’s making the headlines. Truly more than meets the eye.

Plumper Toe

This is the lovely Nicole Scherzinger and her C-toe of choice is the Plumper Toe this is caused by the stuffing of her roast beef curtains into a place they don’t fit.

Cobra Fang Cameltoe

Here we have the timeless beauty of Nicole Kidman. I like to call this one the Cobra Fang Cameltoe, you can clearly see her venomous fangs protruding and ready to strike.

Hydra Cameltoe

Miss Heidi Klum, a world famous super model, star of the hit show Project Runway, and wife of battery acid faced singer Seal. She is unleashing the Hydra Cameltoe, if you look closely, you can see the beginning formation of a third toe off to the right . This C-Toe is still in development and I will be following it closely to bring you further information on the evolution of this new and exciting oddity .

High N Tight Toe

Ms. Basic Instinct herself, Sharon Stone, never leaves the house without a classic High N Tight Toe. The vaginoplasty has done wonders.

Hammer Clit Cameltoe

Now here is one of my personal favorite white trash travesty train wrecks, the stunning Britney Spears. In this pic the pop star is showing off her Hammer Clit Cameltoe. This special toe is caused by having an overused beat up piece of meat.

Peek-a-Boo Cameltoe

This sporty little piece right here is none other than Maria Sharapova. This special C-Toe is called the Peek-a-Boo Cameltoe, due to her high level of competition and athleticism the cameltoe will sometimes retreat within and can be hard to see. But trust it is there.

Fish Head Cameltoe

This budding new superstar is none other then Molly Montanna (I think), she is showing the early signs of the Fish Head Cameltoe. These are among the more rare breeds but it is good to see it’s making a come back.

Left Side Ride Cameltoe

Here’s another chick who’s famous for nothing. Kim Kardasian although she is super hot and can use my face for a seat anytime she wants, she has what I call Left Side Ride Cameltoe. The slightly lower left lip tends to droop from banging fags like Ray J and not me.

Crotch Puffer

Here you have R&B super singer Alicia Keys. She is obviously a Bloods gang member. The cameltoe you see here is simply referred to as the Crotch Puffer due to the illusion that her crotch is puffin on her pants like a Newport cigarette.

High Exulted Supreme Toe

Last but not least is the true pioneer of the camel toe, Madonna. She holds claim to the throne of the toe so hers is known as High Exulted Supreme Toe. All hale the queen of the toe madge.

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