2D | PSN | Playstation 3 | Red Meat Reviews | Video Games | side scrolling | x box 360

Get Shank Its a Good Thing

Shank is such a cool word with many cool meanings. Shank could be a cut of meat or the acting of stabbing someone with a homemade knife and now a Video Game.

Made by Klei I have been waiting for this downloadable PSN game for months now. It’s a 2D side scrolling Shinobi type action game crossed with the beat’em up combat style of Streets of Rage, only with a [...]

2D | Playstation 3 | Red Meat Reviews

8 Bit HD Bliss – Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World Game Review

With so much hype about this movie this $9.99 downloadable gem of a game is not getting the proper spotlight it deserves, but I guarantee within a week everyone will be talking about this killer game.

There is so much to talk about where to begin? We will skip the story about how Scott Pilgrim has to battle his love interests (Ramona Flowers) 7 ex’s in order to rightfully claim [...]

2D | Playstation 3 | Red Meat Reviews | Video Games | side scrolling | x box 360

1994 Super Hero Is Back This Time in HD – Earthworm Jim HD Review

Groovy……

Earthworm Jim is back, this time on the PSN in beautiful HD.

For those who don’t remember 1994, it was an awesome year. It was also when an ordinary earthworm acquired, through a series of cosmic craziness, a space suit that mutated the puny earthworm into an intergalactic Space Hero. It was on the Sega Genesis and it ate many hours of my 14 year old life. I downloaded this [...]

Red Meat Reviews | Shump | Video Games | Wii | nintendo

New Standard in Shmups – Sin and Punishment: Star Successor Review

A Shump is a 2-d shoot em up video game, personally one of my favorite genres cause I though I was good at these types of games until the new Star Successor for the Wii dropped a couple of weeks ago.

First off,  this game is not for everyone, if you aint a hardcore gamer just stop reading this. Alright those normals are gone lets get to the meat….

Sin and [...]

Red Meat Reviews | Video Games | nintedo | platformer

Super Mario Galaxy 2

Yahoo!!!! Mario is back, AGAIN. And guess what? Bowser has kidnapped the princess, AGAIN. I have forked over some more of my hard earned cash to Nintendo to play this plumbers latest installment, AGAIN.

This game has been getting nothing but amazing reviews, and they are well deserved. Galaxy 2 is fanfuckingtastic. This game has everything a GREAT video game needs. Planet jumping, moving from 2d to 3d worlds, and [...]

RPG | Video Games

Finally Beat Final Fantasy 13 But Was It Worth It?

Depends. If you are a Final Fantasy fuck like me than you are gonna play regardless of what any review says because its a fucking FINAL FANTASY game. Square Enix doesn’t make bad products, but they still mess with your whole being.

First off this game doesn’t get going until your about 35 hours into it. When I beat the game I was on hour 70 something, but unlike most [...]

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PSN…War Games That Would Make Matthew Broderick’s Dick Fall Off

Modern Warfare 2

Jesus Christmas. It is all out war on my PS3. I’d like to talk about 3 games that I feel like I’ll never stop playing. Modern Warfare 2, Battlefield 1943, and MAG. I WAS gonna just write about these things separately but their all so similar I figured I’d break each one down for you in one post. All 3 are online, all 3 are 1st person [...]

Video Games | puzzle

A Cute and Most Gross Review of Critter Crunch

Eat or be eaten, exploring new worlds, super cute creatures, vomiting rainbows into your children’s mouth to sustain their hunger, all of these daily struggles can be found in a form of a puzzle game, Critter Crunch.

How in the hell did I end up downloading this? I beat darksiders at 2:45am. Not being able to sleep I hopped onto the PSN, where they were selling the game at a [...]

Action | Video Games | platformer

War Cometh Darksiders Review

Game DONE. I beat it last night after about 23 hours of gameplay. I liked this game so much I waited till after ai beat it to review it. Verdict, AWESOME.

What do I like about this game? EVERYTHING. LIST TIME!!!!

1.- This is a mature game.

2.- You fight as War, one of the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse plus at one point you ride on “RUIN” your horse (think Link’s [...]

Video Games

NO HD on the WII? No Problem Component Cable Review

Getting a Wii over the holiday season was one of the highlights of 2009. Finding out that its not HD compatible was surprising, you figure that Nintendo would be defiantly have this aspect in their “cutting edge” Wii system, well they don’t. Luckly a good friend recommended these component cables, and since I have started the epic Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess I have to play in the best [...]