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War Cometh Darksiders Review

Game DONE. I beat it last night after about 23 hours of gameplay. I liked this game so much I waited till after ai beat it to review it. Verdict, AWESOME.

What do I like about this game? EVERYTHING. LIST TIME!!!!

1.- This is a mature game.

2.- You fight as War, one of the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse plus at one point you ride on “RUIN” your horse (think [...]

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Bayonetta is One Bad Ass Witch

My people….  It has been many a moon since my last post up on here, obviously there has been much skipped over from me and for that I apologize. But let’s hop right back in it with the latest game from Devil May Cry master of cinematics, Hideki Kamiya and his super ninja witch with disappearing clothing style action adventure, Bayonetta. That’s right, a gun/sword yielding witch [...]

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New Old School Super Mario Bros Review

Dana na na na na, NA.

Once again Mario has shown up this holiday season with Luigi and 2 Toads in the New Super Mario Bros for the Wii. Instead of the Wii putting out a sequel to the Mario’s Galaxy they opted to throw it way back to the days of 2-d Mario with updated graphics and some new power ups. Results, AMAZING. Pick this game up, if [...]

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Greatest Wii Game under $20 No More Heroes

no_more_heroes-cover-thumbTravis Touchdown is the man, and this holiday season make him your man. This break out game came out when the Wii first took the scene and has edged out to be one of the greatest games, EVER. The sequel comes out late January 2010 so do the right thing and pick up this game, used or coupled with Red Steel (they put a 2 in 1 deal right now at [...]

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Overinflated Hype Fat Princess Review

fatprincessA couple of months back when the meat was young I ran a contest and let the readers of redmeatreviews.com vote on what game I should purchase for download on the PSN network. I wanted to give it a fair review so I sat and played the shit out of it. Here is review for you to munch on.

This game is getting nothing but good, no RAVE reviews. So I was [...]

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Who You Gonna Call? Your Boss to Tell Him You’re Sick.

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Oh man oh man thank GOD! I was so worried when I heard the announcement of this game that they were going to butcher the greatness that is the Ghostbusters franchise. Absolutely not the case. Starring all 4 original cast members plus some familiar faces and guest written by Akroyd and Ramis, this game felt like a genuine continuation and nothing less. So slap on your proton packs, strap into Ecto [...]

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Wanted: A Better Video Game to Live Up to a Great Movie

wanted-weapons-of-fateI’m not going to even bother getting into the details about this one. Simply, because there aren’t many. My latest game Wanted: Weapons of Fate was nothing more than a disappointment. Err I’m getting so frustrated with video games lately. The last two I played were pure boredom. Wanted obviously follows the story of the main character from the movie and tries to incorporate the same type of curving bullets and [...]

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Infamous…more like Incomplete, Inane, and Inclined to Stop Playing

infamous-boxartBeh. Well this is going to get a mediocre review since this was merely a mediocre game. I can see why a lot of people would like inFamous but if you don’t have 90 hours to play a game, this is not for you. Not saying I don’t have the patience to get through a 90 hour game, you just have to mix it up and have a better story [...]

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Dead Space, Still the Best Game of…well EVER!

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If you’re a fan of horror, sci-fi, and supreme graphics, then you’ll certainly agree. Dead Space has it all. This edge-of -your-seat thrill ride still gets a spin in my PS3 when all else fails. I’ve yet to play a game which scared the shit out of me more. The setting: you are Isaac Clarke, an engineer on a mission to investigate a “missing” mining ship in the [...]

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X-Men Origins: Wolverine Uncaged!! God of War for mutant-lovers

Being a victim of our decaying economy, I have been relying on Gamefly to send me the newest titles possible, which as most of you know, takes about 6 months to hit your mailbox; so I’m sorry if this seems a little late. However, being a huge fan of the X-men, I feel this game deserves the 1st review. Utilizing the awesome God of War/Heavenly Sword engine and incorporating Marvel’s most badass character, this game did not disappoint. Incredibly fast-paced [...]