Red Meat Reviews http://www.redmeatreviews.com Modern Reviews for Carnivores Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:05:30 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Planet Hulk Movie Review

This movie is a green toxic steaming pile of animated gamma filled shit.

The movie kicks off with the Hulk waking up in a spaceship with a hologram of ironman explaining to the Hulk that he is to dangerous for earth so him and a couple of other “heroes” have sent him to a planet with no intelligent life, the Hulk goes nuts, starts to smash some shit and is [...] Related posts:

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“It is difficult to make crows flock” is one of many stand out lines of Crows Zero II, a film currently playing at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival.

I was one of only a handful of people for the late night feature(my count was 7 people). Too bad for ANYONE who missed this film, oh don’t worry I am about to explain.

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]]> http://www.redmeatreviews.com/movies/crows-zero-ii-movie-review-santa-barbara-international-film-festival/#utm_source=feed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=feed Yeasayers LIVE at Natural History Museum in Los Angeles

I had a wet and wild Friday night.  It took me 3 hours and 30 minutes to drive to the Natural History Museum in Los Angeles on a rainy 101 and it was worth it to see Brooklyn’s Yeasayers.

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This movie sucks. It does, plain and simple. Bruce Willis is the only thing good about this movie and even that doesn’t stop the suckage. The movie started out promising, robots, the future, new culture VS old culture. It had it all, and somehow, big budget and all this movie just tanked. I will be honest I stopped paying attention after a couple plot [...] Related posts:

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Modern Warfare 2

Jesus Christmas. It is all out war on my PS3. I’d like to talk about 3 games that I feel like I’ll never stop playing. Modern Warfare 2, Battlefield 1943, and MAG. I WAS gonna just write about these things separately but their all so similar I figured I’d break each one down for you in one post. All 3 are online, all 3 are 1st [...] Related posts:

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Bad ass tatt

Once again, I start a new series during it’s second season, partly because of my recent dark ages saga and partly so that the show can prove it’s worth before it gets canceled and I get pissed off. This one I started on the recommendation from a friend, and what a recommend it was. Sons of Anarchy, FX’s smash hit, has got me ready to sell [...] Related posts:

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