Red Meat Reviews

Pimps Dont Cry But You Will In Laughter Other Guys Review

I couldn’t figure out a headline so this is what you get, its more direct than clever. Anyway welcome to a world of randomness with the Other Guys. This movie was funny and insanely random. This movie makes no sense, has very little continuity and lacks a real plot. Despite these essential movie flaws that would make any flick tank the Other Guys skyrockets to the new heights in [...] Related posts:

Mockumentary Gone Creepy – The Last Exorcism Review

Do you like the feeling you get when you leave a movie theater and the movie stays with you? Do you like really creepy subject matter shot in a Mockumentary fashion? Do you like to be bugged out while watching a horror flick? If you said yes to any of these questions than The Last Exorcism is just waiting for you at your local Movie Theater.

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The Last Sanctuary West Wind Drive In Santa Barbara

America. As technology get better so do our movie experiences. Needless to say a night at the drive in was something that a kid from NJ could only see in movies. The “Drive In” was a dream, an experience that would forever allude me due to the decade in which I was born. How cool would it be on a summer night to get close to the one you want to see naked in the privacy of your own car for [...] Related posts:

Get Shank Its a Good Thing

Shank is such a cool word with many cool meanings. Shank could be a cut of meat or the acting of stabbing someone with a homemade knife and now a Video Game.

Made by Klei I have been waiting for this downloadable PSN game for months now. It’s a 2D side scrolling Shinobi type action game crossed with the beat’em up combat style of Streets of Rage, only with a [...] Related posts:

Hustlers and the Idiot Swarm

I have a friend who reads too much. He’s a skeptic and an intellectual and will never be happy or content with the state of our country. Under these circumstances, I would brush off a 170 page rant as just the work of another madman. But the thing is that Reverend Manny is not mad. He’s not insane. He’s simply aware. And when he claims something in his book, Hustlers and [...] No related posts.

Piranha 3D the New Benchmark of 3D Goodness?

Fuck Yeah.

Lets get some bullshit out of the way. This is another remake of a classic B horror movie because Hollywood is starved for original ideas, but unlike most remakes this is GREAT! Yeah I said it.

If you are a critical fruitcake that must find artistry and meaning in every piece of film then this movie is not for you. If you like watching movies with over the top [...] Related posts:

Ip Man

OOOOOOOH SHIT!

When a Kung-Fu movie has you saying those too words with that much emphasis multiple times, you know shit just got real. Ip Man is a Wing Chun Kung-Fu master. Before the Japanese invaded China, Ip Man only had to worry about random challenges from other kung fu masters. In his own calm and polite manner, he managed to show them all that he was the best. That’s how you know [...] Related posts:

PRIMUS SUCKS at the Santa Barbara Bowl 8/15/10

Another beautiful Sunday night in Santa Barbara and what better way to spend it than with PRIMUS. Before I get into that Wolfmother opened and they did a solid job performing a good mix of new and old and some covers to a unenthusiastic audience. They were saving their energy for the main act that came onto the stage nice and early around the 8pm mark, and since curfew is 10pm this should make for a solid 2 hour Primus show, [...] Related posts:

Do Not Rent Date Night Movie Review

So I have decided not to watch Tina Fey movies from now on. This movie was horrible. Don’t get me wrong there were some funny parts but as a whole this was a snooze fest. I rented this garbage Saturday night, me and my lady are chilling on the couch on after a day of running around like crazy people. We were supposed to see Scott Pilgrim vs the [...] Related posts:

New Music Review Bites – Autolux, Bear in Heaven, M.I.A., Best Coast

Autolux – Transit Transit

6 YEARS!!!!!!! Thats how long it took Autolux’s sophomore album to come out. Who do these cats think they are the, Wu Tang Clan? Despite the incredible gap between albums Autolux has continued playing kickass live shows and are essentially a live band. Both Autolux albums translates an idea of what they sound like rather than an actual blueprint of their music. Transit Transit reflects this [...] Related posts: