1970s Samurai Gangsta Film Trilogy Too Good To Exist? Nope Hanzo The Razor Itami Review

By Haaris Ahmed On October 23, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Haaris Ahmed is the Ronin Samurai around these parts.

Shintarô Katsu is the MAN. Who is he? Shogun Assassin producer. The guy who played Zatoichi. He is as bad ass as they come when discussing 70’s Asian flicks, hands DOWN.

So I am hooking you up with a trilogy of films where he plays Hanzo “The Razor” Itami, a police officer in the Edo period when ronin samurais ran wild in Japan. He has mastered the style of being the baddest mother fucker around. One of those style that he has mastered is called “flesh sword”. That is a reference to his penis. And his penis is all powerful. He literally interrogates women by giving them the dick, then stopping half way into his groove, then questions the women while he is still inside them, and they can’t resist the pure ecstasy of his style and the women confess with the promise that Hanzo will continue with his epic style. He also fights while still in his underwear throughout the 3 films. Besides his amazing virility The Razor is respected by even the Shogun himself. He is a true Samurai in the age when being a samurai was a dying art. There is some remarkable critiques of society, gender roles, justice, power and class systems.

There are 3 movies that contain “The Razor” in them. Here are the English titles:

Hanzo the Razor: Sword of Justice

Hanzo the Razor: The Snare<—— my favorite

Hanzo the Razor: Who’s Got the Gold

You don’t have to watch them in order but I recommend you do. My favorite is The Snare. At one point he interrogates a nun by stripping her down, putting her naked body in a rope net, then getting his two lackeys(both are fucking hilarious, pure comedy with their unintentional homo humor and constant lack of pussy) to lift a this nun contained net up and down on his “flesh sword” , spinning her at time on his back until she reached the height of pleasure and then started asking her questions! Talk about torture ladies, and yes she confessed, with the quickness I might add.

Overall this movie is extremely male chauvinistic, bloody, and awesome. If you like movies from the 70’s, samurais, comedy and super awesome porn music then this trilogy is for you.

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