Baghead – Nothing in the Bag, Nothing in the Head

Four annoying wannabe actors lock themselves up in a cabin to try to write a movie to star in, because they all suck and nobody will give them a shot. The fat one likes the cute one. The cougar likes the stud. The cute one likes the stud. The stud is trying to get the movie written, the rest are fucking lame. They come up with an idea to write a movie about a slasher with a bag over his head. There is sexual tension, a shit-ton of emotions, lots of manual focusing with the camera, which is annoying as fuck and nothing of interest occurring.

That’s it. That’s the fucking review. This movie is somehow rated R. Why? I have no fucking clue. There was some pointless nudity in the beginning that was neither hot nor interesting. We see the cute chicks boobs, but not even that was enough to help this movie.

You ever hang out with a group of people that you didn’t fit in with? Maybe you were invited to a party by someone from work but it turns out to only be a small gathering and the only other people there are two couples. You know you have no chance of getting laid and frankly everyone is annoying you. Well that’s how I felt watching this movie. Except I kept watching, waiting for someone to die. But unfortunately the only thing that died while I watched this film was my attention.

Baghead get’s half a meaty, bloody steak.

Go ahead and get the movie if you like lame movies that try really fucking hard to be hip and cool. That’s it. I have nothing more to add.

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