BEST MOVIE OF 2009-NINJA ASSASSIN REVIEW

Simply put this is the best movie of 2009. Fuck Star Trek, Fuck Transformers 2, Fuck UP, Fuck Terminator, and SUPER FUCK TWILIGHT this is the movie of 2009.

The good, EVERYTHING. Blood blood and more blood. within the first 5 minutes this movie literally starts slicing faces in half, GRAPHICALLY and doesn’t stop till the end of the movie. There was so much fake blood that even George A Romero would have been taken back. The movie went from current time to flashback time seamlessly, which is a huge plus. I expected the story to be lame, but I was wrong, it was actually solid for real time ninjas. I expected the acting to be subpar at best, WRONG AGAIN. The multiracial cultural cast set in Germany was believable and they worked well together. The main ninja dude is a pop star in Korea so I expected him to be soft, TOTALLY 180 degrees wrong. This dude was as hard core as it comes. This movie totally ninja’d yours truly.

The attention to detail is what makes this movie. Any fan of the Samaria flicks, anime, Kung Fu or ninjas flicks will pick on this real quick. This movie brings ninja stars to a whole new level, the scenes with the ninja stars can only be compared to the opening sequence in Ninja Scroll when all the ninjas blast the forest in a ninja star attack on the Rock skinned dude. Shadow hopping is prevalent throughout this flick and the best was healing jutsu sequences, who doesn’t like ninja magic?

Do yourself a favor and see this movie, I have 3 times already all in the movie theaters.

Shit Just Got Real…

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