Can’t Keep My Eyes Off of Jennifer’s Body Movie Review

God Damn it!!!! I went into this movie thinking it this flick was gonna be utter trash. Between the bad movie reviews I have been reading, the general populations bullshit comments, and talks about Megan Fox’s crazyness I expecting a total BOMB. I was wrong.

OK before I start I am reviewing Jennifer’s Body people. This movie is 1 HD camera away from being a B-rated flick. And no its not gonna be a cult classic, but it is along the lines of a Cabin Fever type flick. NOT ALL MOVIES HAVE TO BE EPIC!!!!

I thought  the movie was great. The story is pretty simple and the plot isn’t very deep at all. It was a fun movie to watch. I don’t care what anyone says, Megan Fox did a fucking AWESOME job as Jennifer. She is a popular ultra bitch who is super dumb with a whole lotta sluttyness in a hick ass town which she rules casue she is super fine. A rock band shows up in this hole in the wall dive bar where Jennifer and her best nerdy friend, Needy Lesnicky (Amanda Seyfried) attend. Jennifer is scooped by this band and taken to a supernatural part of the woods where the super lame rock band sacrifies Jennifer to your pal Satan for rock glory, only problem is that they need a Virgin, and Jennifer is defiantly not a virgin.

A demon posses Jennifer and she must now feed on flesh in order to function at super human levels, blah, blah, blah. This film was extremely campy and I was frightened about how the film depicted America’s current youth culture.Yeah it has social critizizm if you could get past the really bad acting, but that may have been on purpose? Who knows.

So yeah check out this movie if you want your brain wants to take it light and your body is in desperate need of some Air Conditioning this summer.

Oh and there is an awesome lesbian scene between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried, no nudity but its worth at least a matanee.

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