FTW 2012

Nothing says fun like a movie about the destruction of all human civilizations, so of course I went to watch it. This is going to be a quick review, short and to the point. Roland Emmerich loves to destroy the planet, Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, Godzilla, etc. Roland Emmerich also does not care about science, see the aforementioned list of movies. So don’t go to this movie thinking you’re about watch something that will blow your mind, for that, wait until The Road comes out. But if you want to see great special FX and have nothing better to do, then go watch 2012 in the movie theater.

I don’t think I need to explain the plot. Shit goes down, the planet is fucked, everyone dies, except most of protagonists. FTW. You see the destruction of just about every major city, Yellowstone Park blow up, and massive tsunamis wreck shit. It’s cool and neat and all, but you know what would have made it better? Removing the fucking plot. This movie had me at the edge of my seat, thinking to myself,
“you gotta be fucking kidding me?” But what else did I expect? Well, i didn’t expect it to be over 2 hours and 30 minutes. That’s for sure.

Wanna see shit get destroyed? Go watch this movie. Have nothing better to do? Go watch this movie. Don’t feel like thinking? Go watch this movie. 2.5 Steaks for this movie, simply because it delivered everything that I expected it to, nothing more, nothing less.

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