Fuckin with the Right Mexican Machete Movie Review

We here at RMR cant get enough of Robert Rodriguez and his most awesome movies. He has the innate ability to create a movie experience that will hit you on all levels and in the end you will be leaving with a smile on your face and a legit cool movie reference for others.

This movie was kick ass. Blood, boobs, and booze was all found and used in complete excess. Big shouts to Lindsy Lohan for being super naked and doing a stand up job in her cameo of being a drugged out slutted up daughter of a senators advisor. Robert De Niro is a great character actor, his performance brought the underlining theme of this movie to the surface which was immigration and the racism it breeds. Yes this was a politically driven film about a real problem going on in Robert Rodriguez back yard of Texas.

Machete was held up not by oh my hotness Jessica Alba (who showed some side boob, awesome beautiful side boob) or Don Johnson racism, it belonged to Machete himself, Danny Trejo.

I think Danny Trejo has been in every Robert Rodriguez, he must be Roberts lucky charm because this flick is magic. Danny Trejo portrays this role in perfect samurai action, doesn’t talk much but when he does he has something to say. Scene after scene Machete reinforces that he is the man, like the trailer voice says, “Machete gets the girl, and kills the bad guys” This movie was complete with the addition of Steven Seagal playing a Mexican Drug Lord. Between Seagal and Trejo there was more one liners than there was machismo, and there was some serious machismo.

The action, oh the action. I love hyper stylized violence, and Machete had buckets of bloody goodness to be splattered around for your viewing pleasure. Machete slices galore, gun play gone wild, death by low rider bouncing, and my favorite twins deal out some serious punishment…

These chicks are what every left wing underground network need. Talking about what people need, Machete. It’s a great film, it has something for everyone, unless you’re a Panda, cause Panda’s are a stupid animals that deserve to go instinct for multiple reasons not to be discussed in this review.

What do you think this movie is going to get, the shit just got real

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