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Author: Joe A. Melendez (52 Articles)

Joe currently walks the planet harvesting ideas for his next book.

poster_grace_1 A young couple wants to have a baby. They’ve been trying and failing because of their weak genes (my take). They have some very boring sex and *POOF* weak, vegan woman gets pregnant.

There is a scare, they go to the hospital and hippie midwife convinces everyone that she’s okay, she just needs some tylenol or some shit like that. On the way back, there is a car accident wherein her boring husband dies and supposedly so does the baby inside of her. Doctors tell her to just flush it down the toilet, but she decides to keep until she goes to labor. And she does. And surprise! The baby is alive…

Then the movie begins to get creepy. The baby named Grace needs blood, and gets it from sucking it from her mother’s bloody tit. This would be in on itself plenty for the plot, but they added some drama with her crazy mother-in-law wanting to take the baby from her.

This movie isn’t scary but it leaves you with that irking feeling all throughout the movie. Is it entertaining? Yes. Should you watch it? Sure why not? Would I watch it again? Definitely. Grace get’s 3.5 bloody steaks, although I would be proud to give it at least a half dozen to feed the baby. Also, the moral of the story is that you need to eat Red Meat, or else your baby will be a blood thirsty zombie baby….fact.

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