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Author: Joe A. Melendez (51 Articles)
Joe currently walks the planet harvesting ideas for his next book.
Hello boys and girls. I’ve been slacking on my reviews lately because I’ve just gotten so excited for my favorite holiday at the end of this month… That’s right boys and girls, Halloween! I know that 95% of my reviews are already horror and sci-fi related, but this month especially, I will be reviewing movies to get you into the Halloween mood. And tonight, being Saturday, what you should go and do is go out and rent yourself a copy of Fido.
Fido is a wholesome story about the relationship between a misunderstood little boy and his pet……. ZOMBIE. Set in a 1950′s cookie cutter, Norman Rockwell American town of Willard(despite being a Canadian film), the Robinson’s are playing keeping up with the Joneses by getting there very own pet Zombie. Little Timmy, being the oddball that he is has no friends, but now with Fido by his side, he finally has a companion. Oh, how sweet!
But how? Why? You might ask. You see a few years past, some meteors struck the earth that forced the dead to come to life forcing a Zombie war where we, the far more intelligent and sexually appealing living humans (after losing millions of our own in the battle, which actually helped increase the living dead army) finally realized that zombies can only be killed by BOOM HEAD SHOT! (This of course is an urban myth, we all know how you really kill zombies… Well, at least I do.) Using a collar created by a mad scientist for Zomcon, the humans realize that they can curb the zombie’s thirst for living human flesh. Which is very convenient because now they can have them as slaves and servants. Pretty much the way that we should be treating our very own elderly whom I like to call “the living dead”.
Oh so that Timmy Robinson (K’Sun Ray) and his pet Fido (played by the frickin’ AWESOME Billy Connolly) are having such a great time, until Fido gets his collar turned off by some annoying old hag who deservingly enough is then eaten by Fido. And then all the family fun begins. Daddy Robinson (Dylan Baker) hates zombies. Mommy Robinson (Carrie-Ann Moss, yes that’s Trinity from the Matrix) is beginning to like zombies, especially Billy Connolly’s hot undead sexiness. And the Robinson’s new neighbor, who happens to be head of Zomcon’s Zombie security or some shit like that, is wary.
Fido rules. Fido rocks. Fido is good clean family zombie fun.I give it 4.5 meaty steaks.
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