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Author: Joe A. Melendez (51 Articles)
Joe currently walks the planet harvesting ideas for his next book.
Instead of watching this movie, I want you to do something… Turn on some porn and play with yourself until you are almost about to climax and then stop abruptly. Now, repeat this every twenty minutes for six days. After the sixth day, wind up and punch yourself in the nuts.
There is so much about this movie that could be good and constantly keeps falling short. The animation is cool, but fidgety and emotionless. It reminds me of the marionettes in Team America, only this wasn’t done on purpose. The story was pulled out of a hat that contained pages from Dark City, the Matrix, Johnny Mnemonic and Brazil. Also, the voice of the main character was done by the ever so annoying and lame Vincent Gallo. Vincent Gallo is the only person to make the anticipation of blow job seem pointless and unjustifiable. Well, I know one other person, but I can’t remember her name.
Needless to say, this movie is stupid. It has so much potential but instead it simply made me feel like I’ve just watched a collection of cut scenes from a shitty RPG video game.
It gets one steak, simply because the animation is pretty cool.
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