Pandorum

If you took the movies Event Horizon and Mad Max, shook them around and added members of the band Gwar to it, you’d get Pandorum.Woah, Woah… hold on, relax… I’m not saying that Pandorum is in any way at the level of Event Horizon or Mad Max, but it is similar.

Pandorum is the name given to space madness in the movie. And this movie has all sorts of madness. Let me cut away the gristle and get straight to the meat. There are a lot of holes in this movie, and at times it feels like who ever made this was trying too hard to make it cool, but obviously had no clue. If you can get beyond these imperfections then you are left with an interesting story with some actual suspense.  This movie is for the Sci Fi geek who gets a boner thinking about the possibility of repopulating a distant planet with some hot future chick. Most everyone else, will find this movie retarded.

I myself, am a geek, and therefore give this movie a respectable 3 bloody steaks… Something tells me I should give it less, but you know what? I actually enjoyed this movie.

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