Predators 3 Remake of Predators 1 Sorta Movie Review

For the record I thought I did a review on this when this was release, but apparently I didn’t ,  whoopsy…..

Big up to the people that caught onto the Mortal Kombat reference,  and now a bite-sized review of this sequel or remake, both will work.

Robert Rodriguez used his talents and dropped a solid Predator movie. The latest installments of Aliens Vs Predators has impacted fansboys in a supremely negative way. Robert Rodriguez decides to go solo sticking with just the Predators. The movie apparently is a psudo remake of the 1st movie but really is the 3rd movie in the time-line of Predator films. Mr Rodriguez uses themes and elements  from the 1st Predator flick to create this new installment in the series, the outcome…..

Ok this wasn’t the movie of the year like I was expecting. At the same time it was not a bad movie by any means. You cant touch the magic of Arnold, Jesse the Body Ventura and Billy Dee Williams all in 1 movie, but twisting up those type characters into something new he did do, and the execution was on-point.

Instead of taking place in the jungle’s on earth a group of “killers” are abducted by the Predators and dropped on a new planet to be hunted. These “killers” include convicts, Yakuza, Mexican Milita (Fuck Yes Danny Trejo), Black Ops, blah blah blah. They all have to work together in order to stay alive and somehow bounce from this planet.

Rodriguez took some liberties and added some new elements. The Predator dogs were pretty fucking badass but the major shake up was the Predator race itself. Apparently there were 2 types of Predators. The Predator type that we all know and love is tied up like a bitch to a giant stone, and a bigger and much more menacing Predators are stalking the humans as well as the Normal Predators. These Predators have a bigger mouth and solid red eyes.

Laurence Fishburne is in the movie, his cameo is great. Adrien Brody got ripped for this flick and threw on his best Solid Snake impersonation for this role, personally I thought it kept this movie together. Topher Grace will forever suck in just about anything he is in if its not a comedy, cause that guy sucks. First Venom now this, who in Hollywood thinks this guy belongs in action movies? At least in Predators he is a doctor (with a secret, whooooo)

All in all this is a GOOD movie. The only thing i didn’t like about the flick was that there was not enough Predator scenes. It took way to long to for the movie to get going and for the cast of game to get along to combat the Predators, not to mention it took forever for Topher Grace to die, man I hate that guy. Plus no spinning disc boomerang weapon thing thing that the Predator uses in every movie!

3 Camo Meats

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