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Author: Joe A. Melendez (51 Articles)
Joe currently walks the planet harvesting ideas for his next book.
The Italians make great horror movies and I was tossed up between my Halloween Movie Pick being Cemetery Man or Suspiria by the master Dario Argento, but decided to go with the former. Cemetery Man (Dellamorte Dellamore) is a story of undying love. Francesco Dellamorte (Rupert Everett) is the lonely caretaker of a damned cemetery where the buried come to life. With the help of his halfwit helper Gnaghi (François Hadji-Lazaro), he assures that those that rise and put back at rest.
The movie has the feel that horror films like Evil Dead 2 or Dead Alive give off by using off the wall morbid humor. But this movie adds something else into the mix with Dellamorte’s love interest “She” played by a ridiculously smoking hot Anna Falchi. I mean seriously guys, she is RED MEAT MATERIAL all the way. But besides that. The movie is just fun to watch through to the very end and the end itself is simply top-notch and not expected.
Keep in mind, I am picking one of my favorite horror movies for this post. So my meaty rating is going to reflect that. Cemetery Man is one of the greatest horror movies of all time, in my opinion and for that reason it gets the highest possible rating. 5 bloody steaks.
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