Whip it Not So Good Movie Review

Did you get the Devo reference? Over your head? you suck. You know what else sucks this movie. The worst part is,it was my pick? WTF, how did this happen. Let me explain before I get into the guts.

I have a girlfriend which means that I can’t always dominate what we watch, so I let her choose flicks every once and a while. She remixed the situation by giving me a choice between Whip It and The Invention of Lying. My fellow meaty associate Mr Redbone reviewed The Invention of Lying, unfortunately I made my decision before he posted his his review. I just wanted to watch a bunch hot of chicks beat each other up on roller skates. I choose wrong.

So that chick Juno is in the movie. This time she is not pregnant, although I would love to see Juno get gut checked into a rail by a big Bertha roller derby type broad, that’s fucking rock n roll. Drew Barrymore really fucked up on directing this piece of shit. I mean this was a bad movie, all I wanted was the movie to end. It took something hardcore and fun and made it mad pussy and cliche. The movie did have one saving grace, Juliette Lewis, she is one hot and bad ass bitch. She was the only believable character in this cookie cutter girl power I’m so uncool I am cool crap. I know what your saying, “It couldn’t have been that bad”, and if I saw it on TBS maybe my perspective would be different, but I was in a movie theater, please don’t make the same mistake I did.

And just to be clear, all the chicks in this movie were super fine, but no nudity and really cheesy acting. Eve needs to step up her thespian game.

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