I just watched the most fucked up movie ever. Human Centipede is for children. Antichrist is PG-13 compared to this. I enjoy obscure gore films. This… Do not watch this. There is no need to watch this movie. Just trust me. I’ve watched the most fucked up of films, but this one… This one just [...]
What the fuck did I just watch? And why did I laugh?
As you might have already known by now, this movie gives a new meaning to ass-to-mouth. Dr. Heiter kidnaps two stupid American girls that get lost in the woods while vacationing in Germany and a random Japanese dude. Dr. Heiter, having been [...]
If you took the movies Event Horizon and Mad Max, shook them around and added members of the band Gwar to it, you’d get Pandorum.Woah, Woah… hold on, relax… I’m not saying that Pandorum is in any way at the level of Event Horizon or Mad Max, but it is similar.
Pandorum is the name [...]
I’m going to let you in on a little secret, I stopped being afraid of ghosts soon after hitting puberty. I’m 29 now, so that was probably like 5 years ago. This movie is all about the build up and suspense, the spookiness that a ghost or demon brings. Well, I’m sorry but I [...]
A young couple wants to have a baby. They’ve been trying and failing because of their weak genes (my take). They have some very boring sex and *POOF* weak, vegan woman gets pregnant.
There is a scare, they go to the hospital and hippie midwife convinces everyone that she’s okay, she just needs some [...]
Hello boys and girls. I’ve been slacking on my reviews lately because I’ve just gotten so excited for my favorite holiday at the end of this month… That’s right boys and girls, Halloween! I know that 95% of my reviews are already horror and sci-fi related, but this month especially, I will be reviewing movies [...]
The Hills Run Red is about a movie, by the same name, that was banned in 1982 and lost into obscurity for being too sick and twisted for mainstream theaters. This mythical slasher movie becomes the obsession of a young film maker named Tyler (Tad Hilgenbrinck). The first forty minutes of the movie is [...]
If you’re a fan of horror, sci-fi, and supreme graphics, then you’ll certainly agree. Dead Space has it all. This edge-of -your-seat thrill ride still gets a spin in my PS3 when all else fails. I’ve yet to play a game which scared the shit out of me more. The setting: you are [...]
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