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Aziz Wants You to Have Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening

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Author: Shogun00 (118 Articles)

Shogun00 is the Ronin Samurai around these parts.

This dude is funny.

Aziz Ansari has been on my radar since Human Giant, one of the only good shows that resided on MTV that did not involve reality shows or rejects from NJ. I have seen him do cameo’s in movies like “Funny People” and he mistakenly thought Bret and Jermain were Aussie’s on Flight of the Conchords and threw some serious but misplaced racism on his Kiwi buddies.

His comedy special “Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening” was on comedy central (I DVR’d the secret stash version so I got the curses) and it was hilarious! I am not saying this cause we both are brown people, like the Wu Tang, and have huge families with about a billion cousins.

He just dives right in and he sets people on fire. Now I am not going to ruin the special for you but he touches on a number of hot topic issues which include his friendship with Kanye West, being brown man doing movies in a white man’s world,  internet message board battling, R. Kelly, dinosaur rape and magic mushrooms. Like me he has lived most of his life on the east coast but now resides on the west side, but unlike me this cat is paid and gets to hang out at exclusive places and make fun of the people that invited him to these exclusive places in the first place, lucky asshole. (there was no reason for that last statement, its just cool as shit that he gets to do that, I want to get paid well to do that) I have a censored version of his special cause they send me that shit for my specialty show on 92.9 KJEE Santa Barbara’s modern rock and it is funny with the censored beeps, and I fucking hate those censored beeps. I have tried to get this dude to do a call into my Sunday night specialty show, his peoples have yet to get back to me. But if you are reading this Aziz, give your boy Haaris a call on Sunday night between 8-9pm on 92.9 KJEE, I will twitter this to ya! What it could happen, I have twitter.

Oh and check out his blog, it’s much more professional than this one, and it may be funnier, and more technically savvy, ok check out his blog, but come back to this one! http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/

You can currently see Aziz do his thing on Parks and Recreation, if you haven’t seen it you’re not using your TV properly. Buy the DVD, get the CD and play it on your MP3 player at work and make everyone uncomfortable around you as you bust out in fits of laughter in your cubical, yes you can be that crazy person who laughs in a silent office. Aziz cuts off 4 fat slabs, bloody delicious. 

And heads up to everyone who wants to hear some Aziz, I will be playing you a cut from Aziz’s “Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening” on New Noize this Sunday from 8-9pm on 92.9 KJEE Santa Barbara’s Modern Rock.

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