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Author: Whiteface (24 Articles)
Super white and always right, find this guy at your local Blockbuster, punching the nerds behind the counter.
My people…. It has been many a moon since my last post up on here, obviously there has been much skipped over from me and for that I apologize. But let’s hop right back in it with the latest game from Devil May Cry master of cinematics, Hideki Kamiya and his super ninja witch with disappearing clothing style action adventure, Bayonetta. That’s right, a gun/sword yielding witch with disappearing clothes, black rimmed glasses, an attitude and a British accent. Basically love at first sight. Too bad first sight is going to be a little bit. As soon as you press start you are smashing buttons so get ready for some “what the fuck is going on” right out of the gates. Don’t worry about what you are doing just watch whats going on, it’s ridiculous. After it’s all over you’ll get an intro and some credits, theeeennn you can play.
SO basically, this chick is like the Jason Bourne of witchcraft. Imagine Jet Li playing Fairuza Balk’s role in The Craft. She wakes up and can’t remember shit but knows how to fuck angels up real good. Angels that look like the non-holiest creatures I’ve ever seen. Besides the halos and all. That’s really what this game is all about, defending yourself from angels that want to bring you back to hell, collecting the halos, fighting huge bosses, and figuring out who the hell you really are. Throw in lots of Japanese tongue in taint humor, amazing battlegrounds and 10 minute long cut scenes and you’ve got yourself a real winner in my book. The fighting style is pretty simple but completely original to me. There may be a game out that’s similar but I haven’t played it. The object is to kill all these creatures with pizazz and super mega naked combos. The more you whore the more you score I say. Watch this nerd execute a naughty finishing move to this boss.
Pretty fucking tight so far, but I haven’t finished yet. One chapter takes anywhere from 20 min to an hour, totally addicting and extremely replayable, this game gets a GIANT Grade A Beef Stamp of Redmeat Approval.
Buy it now! Do so with this here link. So far 2010 has been quite a pleasure, keep em coming video game world, keep em coming. So much more to talk about next up is Modern Warfare 2, keep it real, it’s going to be dope, you’re excited, I’m excited, the whole world is excited for this one.
Whiteout.
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